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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

I'm Glad It Wasn't Tanner Boyle

Sometimes good things happen, and sometimes things happen that depress me. Today was one of those days where I’ve gotten a little from both sides.

On the negative side, I’m bummed that the Oakland Raiders hired a coach who is younger than me. Now I feel a lot older than I did yesterday.

On the positive side, Kelly Leak from “The Bad News Bears” was nominated for an Academy Award this morning, and that makes me feel pretty good. He was out of the spotlight for a long time (maybe since “Losin’ It”), so I’m hoping he can stick around. I think we all need this.

And basically, I’m now holding out for the hope that the kid who played Engelberg is next up for the comeback. He was awesome!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Please Join The Quaggas And Be No More!

I’m sick of the trend of using “man” before something that is normally associated with woman. I don’t think it’s funny, and this past weekend I think I may have reached my boiling point with it.

At first, I thought the word “mangina” referring to a gay guy’s ass was okay, but still not nearly as funny as saying “boy pussy.” Maybe if the real word was “vangina” instead of “vagina” it’d be funny to me. But it’s not, so it’s not. Also, I’ve heard the word “mankini” often (even on “The Soup”), and the same rule applies. It’s not like chicks are wearing “bankinis” on South Beach or anything. So really, it’s not that clever nor is it funny to me.

So I was flipping through the channels yesterday when “I Love New York” was on, and they had their “Mangeant” on, which was a pageant for guys. Or should I say, a “pangeant” for men. I didn’t even watch it after that, because I just think it’s so fucking stupid.

Pretty soon words like “mankup” (makeup) are going to be part of the lexicon, and then I think I’ll just give up all together. Maybe people are right and I am really depressed. I think that might be it. I’m just gonna blame it on this stupid trend and hope it goes the way of aurochs. And soon.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Fisty Want Sleepy

So I had a sleep study the other week and before I left the lady told me that I have some form of sleep apnea and that I’ll have to come back for another visit. Well today I go to my primary physician and he tells me that I don’t have apnea, but that I need to go see another sleep doctor to see how I nap (or some bullshit like that) and the one they referred me to doesn’t take my insurance. They also want me to go see an ear, nose, and throat doctor. So basically I don’t know what the fuck is going on and I’m still really tired.

On a good note, I was 198 pounds this morning, so I’m two pounds away from losing 30 pounds overall and three pounds away from weighing what it says I do on my driver’s license. So at least I have that going for me. I’m taking what I can get, so fuck off if you don’t like it! Sorry, I didn’t mean that. I’m just cranky. I’ll be back tomorrow with something better (hopefully).

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Sweet Justice!

I had problems posting on this site today, which was frustrating. But I just want you to know one thing:

I’m really glad that Van Halen was elected into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Finally, Gary Cherone is getting the credit that he really deserves.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Nothing Much Here

I’m not sure how I feel about “Surreal Life Fame Game” so far. I mean, I’m glad that C.C. Deville and Pepa are on TV again, and even the idea of Brigitte Nielsen and Vanilla Ice going nuts is intriguing. But after the first show, I’m not excited that much about the contests they did. Having people pick you to have a picture or grabbing random shit from a swag bag isn’t that exciting. Hopefully it’ll pick up, but I’m not sold yet.

Oh yeah, I never mentioned, but I made my weight loss goal of being less than 200 pounds by January 1st. I was 199 on the 30th and have held there since for the most part (I have occasionally been 200 pounds). So I’m happy with that.

The entertainment world really sucks right now when Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell is the most talked about story. I think only a feud between Melissa Gilbert and Emeril Lagasse would be less interesting to me.

Have a great week.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

She Also Suggested Ron White, But I Don't Really Have An Opinion About Him

So “The O.C.” finally got canceled. I haven’t watched it at all this year, and last season was horrible. So I can’t say I’m sad to see it go. But I hope Summer pops up on something else that I watch, like “24” or “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.” She’d really make the latter a lot better. For me.

Allegedly the Police might be reuniting this summer. If they do, I’m there. Wherever “there” is, I plan on being at it. Just thought I’d let you know.

When I went to Borders last night and was looking at comedy CDs, the extremely nice and helpful lady (no sarcasm…she was really, really nice) suggested Dane Cook to me. And I laughed, because I can’t really stand him right now, and I felt bad about that. She suggested other things too, which were good like Lewis Black. But I thought it was funny that she said Dane Cook to me. And I shouldn’t, because unfortunately he is the number one stand-up comedian in the country right now. Basically what I’m saying is that I’m a dick.

Have a great day.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

I Love Bad Girls

I have a new favorite show on TV. It’s on the Oxygen Channel and it’s called The Bad Girls Club. It is awesome. It’s about these seven “bad girls” who move into a house in Los Angeles and try to make themselves better. I think by “better” they mean “look like a-holes and drunken ‘hos.” I recommend that you watch this show, and they usually have on a bunch of shows in a row. The only problem is that the appropriately named Ripsi got hammered and kicked off the show after four days when she blacked out and attacked a couple of the other girls. We’ll see how the show goes now that she’s gone, but I will miss my little Ripsi. I’ve learned a lot from her, included that doing shots of tequila in the morning will sober you up after a night of drinking. I hope to someday see her again, hopefully on a season of “The Surreal Life” with Corey Haim and Shannen Doherty. That would really be a dream come true.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Have A Budweiser And A Nutty Bar!

Well, I’m back. Sorry about that, but I just needed some time to not write. So I’ll be trying to update this often, which should be everyday. And with my new home computer, I should be better at updating too. So we’ll see. Here are a couple random things that I have thought about lately.

I think it’s funny that Britney Spears falling a sleep in a Vegas nightclub seems to get about as much attention as Saddam Hussein being executed or President Ford dying.

Budweiser’s old logo looks a lot like the Little Debbie logo, in my opinion. I think Budweiser pays Little Debbie to do that to have kids recognize the logo and will drink Bud when they're older. I really do.

Well, that’s about all I have for today. Talk to you tomorrow.