I’m sick of the trend of using “man” before something that is normally associated with woman. I don’t think it’s funny, and this past weekend I think I may have reached my boiling point with it.
At first, I thought the word “mangina” referring to a gay guy’s ass was okay, but still not nearly as funny as saying “boy pussy.” Maybe if the real word was “vangina” instead of “vagina” it’d be funny to me. But it’s not, so it’s not. Also, I’ve heard the word “mankini” often (even on “The Soup”), and the same rule applies. It’s not like chicks are wearing “bankinis” on South Beach or anything. So really, it’s not that clever nor is it funny to me.
So I was flipping through the channels yesterday when “I Love New York” was on, and they had their “Mangeant” on, which was a pageant for guys. Or should I say, a “pangeant” for men. I didn’t even watch it after that, because I just think it’s so fucking stupid.
Pretty soon words like “mankup” (makeup) are going to be part of the lexicon, and then I think I’ll just give up all together. Maybe people are right and I am really depressed. I think that might be it. I’m just gonna blame it on this stupid trend and hope it goes the way of aurochs. And soon.