No Wonder They Never Caught Jack The Ripper
The British police force is pretty fast. They finally came out with a report the Princess Diana’s death was and accident. They were all over that one. It only took about nine and a half years to crack that one. Maybe they can help out with the Jimmy Hoffa case and the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. Maybe even they can crack the JFK case with their skills and timeliness. I think if I’m ever going to commit a serious crime, I’ll have to do it in England. I’ll be dead before they figure out it was me.