Not That There's Anything Wrong With A Guy-On-Guy Massage
I got my haircut today at the fancy schmancy salon I go to (I’m friends with the girl who cuts my hair). When I went inside and checked in, I was offered a free chair massage by some dude while I waited since I was early. I didn’t think twice in saying, “No thanks.” I don’t know if that makes me some degree of a homophobe or not, but that was just not going to happen. I’m all about getting a nice massage from a woman, but I have no interest at all in getting one by a guy. Not that I’m afraid that I’ll get a woody or anything, but I just don’t think I could relax with some dude rubbing me down. And I’m pretty sore too. I could have used the massage. But I don’t think it would have helped me much. Especially because “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?” by Culture Club was playing on the radio. Yeah, that didn’t help.