Happy Halloween, Scantily-Dressed Women!
At my work we have a few security measures to pass before we can get to our desk. First, we have to use our badges to get inside the building. Then we have to use the badge again to walk through the walkway to the stairs. And finally, we have to show the security guard our badges. The security guard at my building is a lady who’s probably in her late 40’s or 50’s, and is really nice. She always says, “Have a great day!” “Have a great lunch!” “Have a great afternoon!” or “Have a great night!” whenever you walk past her. Really, really nice lady. So today, when I walked in, she said, “Happy Halloween! I really love your costume!” Since I wasn’t wearing a costume (see previous paragraph), I knew she was trying to be funny and I liked that quite a bit, although she was a little more energetic than I was expecting this morning. She added, “So what are you today?” I told her that I was a dorky office worker today, and she let out a loud cackle. She said that was the best response she’s gotten all day, so I feel a lot better about myself now. I’m a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it.
So have a great Halloween, and I’ll check back with you on All Saint’s Day!