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Friday, September 29, 2006

I'm Ready To Throw Down (Or Whatever It Is That Non-Pussies Say)

You know the scene in “Fight Club” where Edward Norton and Brad Pitt are talking about who they’d most like to fight? My recollection of the movie isn’t as good as I’d like it to be, but I think at first Norton said he wanted to fight his boss, and then Pitt said his dad. Then Norton came back and said that he definitely wanted to fight William Shatner. Once in awhile I think of that scene, and I think about what my response would be to that question. Recently though, it’s a no-brainer. Especially around 11 PM. If I could fight anyone, it would definitely be Geraldo Rivera. I cannot stand that piece of crap. And it really has nothing to do with his viewpoints, as I’m not even sure what they are. And it isn’t even because of his stupid mustache. Well, maybe a little bit has to do with that.

No, the main reason is the end of his show, “Geraldo at Large” (which I only see because “Seinfeld” comes on right after it). He does this Sammy Sosa-type thing where he kisses the tips of his index and middle fingers, and then turns his hands around and gives the camera the “peace” sign. It is the gayest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen many episodes of “CHiPs”. I just really want to punch him in the face when he does that. Or throw a chair at his nose like those skinheads did on his old show. I mean, it kinda sucks that I have something in common with a skinhead, but I really think I with them when it comes to douchebag Rivera. Sure it’s for different reasons than the neo-Nazis, but I’m a big supporter of a chair to Geraldo’s face, no matter who’s throwing it.

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