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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Go To Hell, Associated Press! Go Straight To Hell!!!

Rush Limbaugh got caught at the airport with some illegally obtained Viagra. That is very disappointing. I am not very happy right now. How could the AP report this story? I would think the government could maybe do something to the AP, because this definitely goes against what is best for the nation. Who really wants to think about Rush Limbaugh getting a hard-on? Ugh.

R.I.P. to Aaron Spelling, the man who brought us such classic shows as “Summerland,” “The Love Boat: The Next Wave,” “Pacific Palisades,” “Sunset Beach,” and “Malibu Shores.” If there was ever to be a night-time soap opera set in a warm climate, you could always count and Mr. Spelling to be there. Some formulas never fail.

“Dane Cook’s Tourgasm” might be the worst show on TV. It is horrible. Yet, I am still Tivo’ing it and will continue to watch it every week. Maybe because it is so bad. And no, not like “Maury” bad as you might think (“Maury” isn’t bad, anyway!). This is just bad-bad. Unfunny comedians telling unfunny jokes, and doing unfunny (read: boring) things when they aren’t on stage. I don’t want to compare me watching it to that of a car crash, because car crashes can be interesting. This isn’t. I think maybe I just like torturing myself, but then again I don’t watch “The Hills” with my wife. The worst thing is that I don’t really have a point to this whole paragraph except to make it clear that I don’t like this show, and yet I will still watch it for some unknown reason.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for you right now. Be patient as I really need to get back into the swing of writing every day. I will get better. I hope, at least. Kisses!


  • At 7:34 PM, Blogger eatmisery said…

    Well, now that the police have confiscated his Viagra, Mr. Limbaugh won't be getting a woody and none of us even have to imagine it anymore. Yea!


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