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Thursday, July 07, 2005

Movin' Out!

This will be my last entry for a little bit. I won’t be in the office tomorrow as I’m moving to a new building. Which I’m not too pleased about, but there’s nothing I can do about it. I’ll be sitting in the middle of a lot of new people, as opposed to sitting sort of off to the side now, and I’m not so certain about the future of this site, but I will do my best to continue it. I love writing for you guys, but I don’t really want to lose my job over this. I’d rather lose it taking a crap on someone-I-hate’s desk. Anyway, I will try to write something on Monday, but Tuesday is more likely to happen.

I think the best thing (possibly only good thing) about being a porn star would be that you’d never wake up in the morning wondering if you were gonna get laid each day. Because you’d know each day that you would, even if it’s in front of a dozen other people and will be watched soon by several thousand. That’d help a little bit to overcome the shame and humiliation of actually being a porn star. Well, that and all the coke that you’d have to do.

Yesterday, I read the entire cover story article in “Sports Illustrated” about Michael Vick, and the words “Ron” and “Mexico” did not appear once in it. I would have to say that that was the worst article I’ve ever read. Whoever wrote that article should be fired.

I think I might have thought Angelina Jolie was hottest/coolest/sweetest celebrity in the world if it weren’t for her marriage to Billy Bob Thornton. Adopting an AIDS-infected, Ethiopian orphan is pretty amazing to me. She is quite the humanitarian, with that and all her work with the U.N. But still, the whole wearing-a-vile-of-Billy-Bob’s-blood-around-the-neck thing creeps me out.

Well, you have a great rest of your week and weekend. Oh, and Happy Birthday to Rob Deer too. Maybe this year you can beat your girlfriend at bowling. Eh, probably not.


Last poll question results:

"What musical question do you wish you knew the answer to?"

How deep is your love? **** 21% (4 Votes)

How do you talk to an angel? ***** 26% (5 Votes)

What's love got to do with it? ***** 26% (5 Votes)

What's the story morning glory? *** 15% (3 Votes)

Where did our love go? * 5% (1 Votes)

Other (please put in comments) * 5% (1 Votes)

Total of 19 votes

2 Comments:

  • At 9:49 AM, Blogger eatmisery said…

    No, Fisty! Don't go! Can't you blog from home?

    I'll still check you out everyday, awaiting another interesting post.

    Make sure you don't get caught blogging at work, or you'll get in trouble. The blogging world wouldn't be the same without you!

     
  • At 12:18 PM, Anonymous Jesster said…

    Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake...a hairdresser PLUS a rassler...rock on!

     

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