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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Fist Tickle Brick's "Hollywood Couple of Seconds"

I think the worst thing about dating Chyna Doll, a.k.a. Joanie Laurer, besides having sex with her and having to talk and interact with her, would be that I bet a lot of people would call you “Chachi”.

I’m pretty sure that if the Fred Durst sex tape were to go commercial and be sold it would be slightly more successful than a Roseanne/Tom Arnold sex tape would. I also think it would be less successful than a Betty White/Andy Griffith sex tape (mental image: mmm…..nice!).

It’s been quite a couple of weeks for delusional guys lately. First, Denise Richards files for divorce from Charlie Sheen. Then Katie Holmes breaks off her engagement with Chris Klein (from “American Pie”, not the soccer player). And now Shannon Elizabeth has split from her husband, some guy who’s played such memorable characters in movies named, “Male EMT”, “Beat-Up Guy”, and “Hippie Boy” in movies. Losers everywhere are thinking they have a chance. Good luck with that.

1 Comments:

  • At 8:04 AM, Blogger Doncock said…

    I think the worst thing about dating Chyna Doll would be having to pretend you don't see the penis.

     

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