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Wednesday, February 16, 2005

I am Devastated!

I have no idea what I'm gonna do now that the NHL season has been canceled. What a tragedy! I just hope that the WNBA doesn't follow suit. That would be terrible.

Thanks to Mrs. Brick for yesterday's question. Apparently, she's a lot better at this sort of thing than I am. But her question made me think about something that I just don't understand: Why aren't porn actors and actresses considered prostitutes and why don't they get arrested for taking money for sex? Now don't get me wrong. I think maybe I am too much of a liberal sometimes, because I don't really think that prostitution should be illegal. Morally, it isn't the best thing, but really, there isn't a victim. Sure, some of you might say that the women are victims because certain situations in their lives drive them to blow guys for $20 and give hand jobs so they can buy a sandwich, but really, everyone is like that. The fact that I need to eat and clothe myself, my wife, and my kid drive me to work in a cubical all day doing whatever it is that I do. It's just that hookers and I find different ways to make our money. Sometimes they are both degrading, to differing degrees. Anyway, back to the porn thing. I don't understand why it's not considered prostitution. I know that they are "acting" too, but they're still getting paid for sex. I mean, if I go out to some shady area of town and pick up a hooker and I tell her that I'm hiring her to "act" in a movie that I'm making and will pay her $50 to have her perform fellatio, whether on myself or someone else, does that get me out of any possible "solitiation of prostitution" charges? Seriously, I have wondered about this. I'm really not sure why I have, but I don't get it. Anyone have any thoughts? I'm curious as to what you think.

5 Comments:

  • At 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I have lost so much respect for you as a writer now. I mean for months now you have been posting on either this site or your old one and have had some good posts I must add. But to seriously ride the coattails of your wife because she has by far had the best posting your site has ever seen is just unheard of. I thought that maybe you would come up with original material but instead of plainly plagiarizing her question, you just twist it around and see if you can get arise like she did. I’m sorry FTB, but you let me down!

    ~ Jayson Blair

     
  • At 2:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Pink Ladee...
    I don't think it's prostitution because EVERYONE is getting paid- dudes, ladies, the people with the lights and cameras. Also, it's being done for entertainment purposes. Although I recall something about it being illegal to film porn in some places...

     
  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger caddylac said…

    Well it seem like you have your weekend all planned out. Take the XB and a video camera down to Independence Ave., along with a couple of Benjamins and see if the cops buy your story or not. Just tell them that you are not going to be boning the ho you simply want to film the two ho's licking each others bird. If he throw your ass in the backseat of his car then you'll have your day in court to prove your case. Just an idea.

     
  • At 7:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You know my mother is dating the Cheif of police in MOLINE ROCK CITY... Next time I talk to her I will get him on the phone and run this by him. He has answered some pretty fucked up questions for me so I'm sure he will be happy to give me his side of this when I ask. I will be sure to let you know of the results...

    ~ Rob Deer ~

     
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