Hey, Little Sister, SHOTGUN!!!
So last night I’m at bowling, and I went over to talk to my friend Rob Deer and this woman on his team. She’s a single mom, and last week she mentioned that she was interested in this one dude in our league who my team was bowling against that week. Well, I found out a little bit about him for me to tell her. So I said to her, "Hey, I found out some stuff about your guy." She replied, "Oh, I've already moved on. I like someone else now." And Rob goes, "Who? Me?" I said something like, "Uh, it's probably me, Rob." And she jokingly said, "Well, actually, it's both of you." Immediately I said, "Shotgun anus!" For those of you who don’t know, that is a line from “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle”. I was pretty proud of myself for responding with that line so quickly. She even thought it was really funny, and she never saw the movie. Rob Deer didn’t get it, so he didn’t laugh, but I still thought it was pretty good. I later told my brother-in-law Doncock this, and he said, "I could probably go my entire life, waiting to use that line, and it would never come up." So he was proud of me too. Even my wife laughed when I told her the story when I got home, and she usually doesn’t think that I'm funny at all. Ever. But once in a while, I have my moments.