How About Some More Crap You Can Read?

Here you can read about crap, stuff, or whatever you want to call whatever I write.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

"Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"

If you actually watch that show, the answer is "no."

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I'm Sad That Anna Nicole Died

Because it would have really been cool to see a celebrity version of the "Maury" show's "Paternity Tests Revealed" episodes. They could have even made it a pay-per-view event. I'd easily be in for $100.

Friday, February 16, 2007

I Think...

...that the only reason Kenny Chesney was denying that he is gay recently is because he wants Tim Hardeway to like him. I really do.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Where Do You Live?

I live in Overland Park, KS. I’m so proud.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

I'm Glad It Wasn't Tanner Boyle

Sometimes good things happen, and sometimes things happen that depress me. Today was one of those days where I’ve gotten a little from both sides.

On the negative side, I’m bummed that the Oakland Raiders hired a coach who is younger than me. Now I feel a lot older than I did yesterday.

On the positive side, Kelly Leak from “The Bad News Bears” was nominated for an Academy Award this morning, and that makes me feel pretty good. He was out of the spotlight for a long time (maybe since “Losin’ It”), so I’m hoping he can stick around. I think we all need this.

And basically, I’m now holding out for the hope that the kid who played Engelberg is next up for the comeback. He was awesome!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Please Join The Quaggas And Be No More!

I’m sick of the trend of using “man” before something that is normally associated with woman. I don’t think it’s funny, and this past weekend I think I may have reached my boiling point with it.

At first, I thought the word “mangina” referring to a gay guy’s ass was okay, but still not nearly as funny as saying “boy pussy.” Maybe if the real word was “vangina” instead of “vagina” it’d be funny to me. But it’s not, so it’s not. Also, I’ve heard the word “mankini” often (even on “The Soup”), and the same rule applies. It’s not like chicks are wearing “bankinis” on South Beach or anything. So really, it’s not that clever nor is it funny to me.

So I was flipping through the channels yesterday when “I Love New York” was on, and they had their “Mangeant” on, which was a pageant for guys. Or should I say, a “pangeant” for men. I didn’t even watch it after that, because I just think it’s so fucking stupid.

Pretty soon words like “mankup” (makeup) are going to be part of the lexicon, and then I think I’ll just give up all together. Maybe people are right and I am really depressed. I think that might be it. I’m just gonna blame it on this stupid trend and hope it goes the way of aurochs. And soon.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Fisty Want Sleepy

So I had a sleep study the other week and before I left the lady told me that I have some form of sleep apnea and that I’ll have to come back for another visit. Well today I go to my primary physician and he tells me that I don’t have apnea, but that I need to go see another sleep doctor to see how I nap (or some bullshit like that) and the one they referred me to doesn’t take my insurance. They also want me to go see an ear, nose, and throat doctor. So basically I don’t know what the fuck is going on and I’m still really tired.

On a good note, I was 198 pounds this morning, so I’m two pounds away from losing 30 pounds overall and three pounds away from weighing what it says I do on my driver’s license. So at least I have that going for me. I’m taking what I can get, so fuck off if you don’t like it! Sorry, I didn’t mean that. I’m just cranky. I’ll be back tomorrow with something better (hopefully).